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  ‘Well,’ he said slowly, when he could no longer pretend to find Asiatic Anti-Venoms interesting, ‘yeah, I – I’ve thought about it a bit.’

  ‘And?’ said Hermione eagerly.

  ‘I dunno,’ said Harry, playing for time. He looked up at Ron.

  ‘I thought it was a good idea from the start,’ said Ron, who seemed keener to join in this conversation now that he was sure Harry was not going to start shouting again.

  Harry shifted uncomfortably in his chair.

  ‘You did listen to what I said about a load of it being luck, didn’t you?’

  ‘Yes, Harry,’ said Hermione gently, ‘but all the same, there’s no point pretending that you’re not good at Defence Against the Dark Arts, because you are. You were the only person last year who could throw off the Imperius Curse completely, you can produce a Patronus, you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown wizards can’t, Viktor always said –’

  Ron looked round at her so fast he appeared to crick his neck. Rubbing it, he said, ‘Yeah? What did Vicky say?’

  ‘Ho ho,’ said Hermione in a bored voice. ‘He said Harry knew how to do stuff even he didn’t, and he was in the final year at Durmstrang.’

  Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously.

  ‘You’re not still in contact with him, are you?’

  ‘So what if I am?’ said Hermione coolly, though her face was a little pink. ‘I can have a pen-pal if I –’

  ‘He didn’t only want to be your pen-pal,’ said Ron accusingly.

  Hermione shook her head exasperatedly and, ignoring Ron, who was continuing to watch her, said to Harry, ‘Well, what do you think? Will you teach us?’

  ‘Just you and Ron, yeah?’

  ‘Well,’ said Hermione, looking a mite anxious again. ‘Well … now, don’t fly off the handle again, Harry, please … but I really think you ought to teach anyone who wants to learn. I mean, we’re talking about defending ourselves against V-Voldemort. Oh, don’t be pathetic, Ron. It doesn’t seem fair if we don’t offer the chance to other people.’

  Harry considered this for a moment, then said, ‘Yeah, but I doubt anyone except you two would want to be taught by me. I’m a nutter, remember?’

  ‘Well, I think you might be surprised how many people would be interested in hearing what you’ve got to say,’ said Hermione seriously. ‘Look,’ she leaned towards him – Ron, who was still watching her with a frown on his face, leaned forwards to listen too – ‘you know the first weekend in October’s a Hogsmeade weekend? How would it be if we tell anyone who’s interested to meet us in the village and we can talk it over?’

  ‘Why do we have to do it outside school?’ said Ron.

  ‘Because,’ said Hermione, returning to the diagram of the Chinese Chomping Cabbage she was copying, ‘I don’t think Umbridge would be very happy if she found out what we were up to.’

  *

  Harry had been looking forward to the weekend trip into Hogsmeade, but there was one thing worrying him. Sirius had maintained a stony silence since he had appeared in the fire at the beginning of September; Harry knew they had made him angry by saying they didn’t want him to come – but he still worried from time to time that Sirius might throw caution to the winds and turn up anyway. What were they going to do if the great black dog came bounding up the street towards them in Hogsmeade, perhaps under the nose of Draco Malfoy?

  ‘Well, you can’t blame him for wanting to get out and about,’ said Ron, when Harry discussed his fears with him and Hermione. ‘I mean, he’s been on the run for over two years, hasn’t he, and I know that can’t have been a laugh, but at least he was free, wasn’t he? And now he’s just shut up all the time with that ghastly elf.’

  Hermione scowled at Ron, but otherwise ignored the slight on Kreacher.

  ‘The trouble is,’ she said to Harry, ‘until V-Voldemort – oh, for heaven’s sake, Ron – comes out into the open, Sirius is going to have to stay hidden, isn’t he? I mean, the stupid Ministry isn’t going to realise Sirius is innocent until they accept that Dumbledore’s been telling the truth about him all along. And once the fools start catching real Death Eaters again, it’ll be obvious Sirius isn’t one … I mean, he hasn’t got the Mark, for one thing.’

  ‘I don’t reckon he’d be stupid enough to turn up,’ said Ron bracingly. ‘Dumbledore’d go mad if he did and Sirius listens to Dumbledore even if he doesn’t like what he hears.’

  When Harry continued to look worried, Hermione said, ‘Listen, Ron and I have been sounding out people who we thought might want to learn some proper Defence Against the Dark Arts, and there are a couple who seem interested. We’ve told them to meet us in Hogsmeade.’

  ‘Right,’ said Harry vaguely, his mind still on Sirius.

  ‘Don’t worry, Harry,’ Hermione said quietly. ‘You’ve got enough on your plate without Sirius, too.’

  She was quite right, of course, he was barely keeping up with his homework, though he was doing much better now that he was no longer spending every evening in detention with Umbridge. Ron was even further behind with his work than Harry, because while they both had Quidditch practice twice a week, Ron also had his prefect duties. However, Hermione, who was taking more subjects than either of them, had not only finished all her homework but was also finding time to knit more elf clothes. Harry had to admit that she was getting better; it was now almost always possible to distinguish between the hats and the socks.

  The morning of the Hogsmeade visit dawned bright but windy. After breakfast they queued up in front of Filch, who matched their names to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to visit the village. With a slight pang, Harry remembered that if it hadn’t been for Sirius, he would not have been going at all.

  When Harry reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though trying to detect a whiff of something from Harry. Then he gave a curt nod that set his jowls aquiver again and Harry walked on, out on to the stone steps and the cold, sunlit day.

  ‘Er – why was Filch sniffing you?’ asked Ron, as he, Harry and Hermione set off at a brisk pace down the wide drive to the gates.

  ‘I suppose he was checking for the smell of Dungbombs,’ said Harry with a small laugh. ‘I forgot to tell you …’

  And he recounted the story of sending his letter to Sirius and Filch bursting in seconds later, demanding to see the letter. To his slight surprise, Hermione found this story highly interesting, much more, indeed, than he did himself.

  ‘He said he was tipped off you were ordering Dungbombs? But who tipped him off?’

  ‘I dunno,’ said Harry, shrugging. ‘Maybe Malfoy, he’d think it was a laugh.’

  They walked between the tall stone pillars topped with winged boars and turned left on to the road into the village, the wind whipping their hair into their eyes.

  ‘Malfoy?’ said Hermione, sceptically. ‘Well … yes … maybe …’

  And she remained deep in thought all the way into the outskirts of Hogsmeade.

  ‘Where are we going, anyway?’ Harry asked. ‘The Three Broomsticks?’

  ‘Oh – no,’ said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, ‘no, it’s always packed and really noisy. I’ve told the others to meet us in the Hog’s Head, that other pub, you know the one, it’s not on the main road. I think it’s a bit … you know … dodgy … but students don’t normally go in there, so I don’t think we’ll be overheard.’

  They walked down the main street past Zonko’s Wizarding Joke Shop, where they were not surprised to see Fred, George and Lee Jordan, past the post office, from which owls issued at regular intervals, and turned up a side-street at the top of which stood a small inn. A battered wooden sign hung from a rusty bracket over the door, with a picture on it of a wild boar’s severed head, leaking blood on to the white cloth around it. The sign creaked in the wind as they approached. All three of them hesitated outside the door.

  ‘Well, come on,’ said Hermione, slightly nervously. Harry led the wa
y inside.

  It was not at all like the Three Broomsticks, whose large bar gave an impression of gleaming warmth and cleanliness. The Hog’s Head bar comprised one small, dingy and very dirty room that smelled strongly of something that might have been goats. The bay windows were so encrusted with grime that very little daylight could permeate the room, which was lit instead with the stubs of candles sitting on rough wooden tables. The floor seemed at first glance to be compressed earth, though as Harry stepped on to it he realised that there was stone beneath what seemed to be the accumulated filth of centuries.

  Harry remembered Hagrid mentioning this pub in his first year: ‘Yeh get a lot o’ funny folk in the Hog’s Head,’ he had said, explaining how he had won a dragon’s egg from a hooded stranger there. At the time Harry had wondered why Hagrid had not found it odd that the stranger kept his face hidden throughout their encounter; now he saw that keeping your face hidden was something of a fashion in the Hog’s Head. There was a man at the bar whose whole head was wrapped in dirty grey bandages, though he was still managing to gulp endless glasses of some smoking, fiery substance through a slit over his mouth; two figures shrouded in hoods sat at a table in one of the windows; Harry might have thought them Dementors if they had not been talking in strong Yorkshire accents, and in a shadowy corner beside the fireplace sat a witch with a thick, black veil that fell to her toes. They could just see the tip of her nose because it caused the veil to protrude slightly.

  ‘I don’t know about this, Hermione,’ Harry muttered, as they crossed to the bar. He was looking particularly at the heavily veiled witch. ‘Has it occurred to you Umbridge might be under that?’

  Hermione cast an appraising eye over the veiled figure.

  ‘Umbridge is shorter than that woman,’ she said quietly. ‘And anyway, even if Umbridge does come in here there’s nothing she can do to stop us, Harry, because I’ve double- and triple-checked the school rules. We’re not out of bounds; I specifically asked Professor Flitwick whether students were allowed to come in the Hog’s Head, and he said yes, but he advised me strongly to bring our own glasses. And I’ve looked up everything I can think of about study groups and homework groups and they’re definitely allowed. I just don’t think it’s a good idea if we parade what we’re doing.’

  ‘No,’ said Harry drily, ‘especially as it’s not exactly a homework group you’re planning, is it?’

  The barman sidled towards them out of a back room. He was a grumpy-looking old man with a great deal of long grey hair and beard. He was tall and thin and looked vaguely familiar to Harry.

  ‘What?’ he grunted.

  ‘Three Butterbeers, please,’ said Hermione.

  The man reached beneath the counter and pulled up three very dusty, very dirty bottles, which he slammed on the bar.

  ‘Six Sickles,’ he said.

  ‘I’ll get them,’ said Harry quickly, passing over the silver. The barman’s eyes travelled over Harry, resting for a fraction of a second on his scar. Then he turned away and deposited Harry’s money in an ancient wooden till whose drawer slid open automatically to receive it. Harry, Ron and Hermione retreated to the furthest table from the bar and sat down, looking around. The man in the dirty grey bandages rapped the counter with his knuckles and received another smoking drink from the barman.

  ‘You know what?’ Ron murmured, looking over at the bar with enthusiasm. ‘We could order anything we liked in here. I bet that bloke would sell us anything, he wouldn’t care. I’ve always wanted to try Firewhisky –’

  ‘You – are – a – prefect,’ snarled Hermione.

  ‘Oh,’ said Ron, the smile fading from his face. ‘Yeah …’

  ‘So, who did you say is supposed to be meeting us?’ Harry asked, wrenching open the rusty top of his Butterbeer and taking a swig.

  ‘Just a couple of people,’ Hermione repeated, checking her watch and looking anxiously towards the door. ‘I told them to be here about now and I’m sure they all know where it is – oh, look, this might be them now.’

  The door of the pub had opened. A thick band of dusty sunlight split the room in two for a moment and then vanished, blocked by the incoming rush of a crowd of people.

  First came Neville with Dean and Lavender, who were closely followed by Parvati and Padma Patil with (Harry’s stomach did a back-flip) Cho and one of her usually-giggling girlfriends, then (on her own and looking so dreamy she might have walked in by accident) Luna Lovegood; then Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet and Angelina Johnson, Colin and Dennis Creevey, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Hannah Abbott, a Hufflepuff girl with a long plait down her back whose name Harry did not know; three Ravenclaw boys he was pretty sure were called Anthony Goldstein, Michael Corner and Terry Boot; then Ginny, followed by a tall skinny blond boy with an upturned nose whom Harry recognised vaguely as being a member of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team and, bringing up the rear, Fred and George Weasley with their friend Lee Jordan, all three of whom were carrying large paper bags crammed with Zonko’s merchandise.

  ‘A couple of people?’ said Harry hoarsely to Hermione. ‘A couple of people?’

  ‘Yes, well, the idea seemed quite popular,’ said Hermione happily. ‘Ron, do you want to pull up some more chairs?’

  The barman had frozen in the act of wiping out a glass with a rag so filthy it looked as though it had never been washed. Possibly, he had never seen his pub so full.

  ‘Hi,’ said Fred, reaching the bar first and counting his companions quickly, ‘could we have … twenty-five Butterbeers, please?’

  The barman glared at him for a moment, then, throwing down his rag irritably as though he had been interrupted in something very important, he started passing up dusty Butterbeers from under the bar.

  ‘Cheers,’ said Fred, handing them out. ‘Cough up, everyone, I haven’t got enough gold for all of these …’

  Harry watched numbly as the large chattering group took their beers from Fred and rummaged in their robes to find coins. He could not imagine what all these people had turned up for until the horrible thought occurred to him that they might be expecting some kind of speech, at which he rounded on Hermione.

  ‘What have you been telling people?’ he said in a low voice. ‘What are they expecting?’

  ‘I’ve told you, they just want to hear what you’ve got to say,’ said Hermione soothingly; but Harry continued to look at her so furiously that she added quickly, ‘you don’t have to do anything yet, I’ll speak to them first.’

  ‘Hi, Harry,’ said Neville, beaming and taking a seat opposite him.

  Harry tried to smile back, but did not speak; his mouth was exceptionally dry. Cho had just smiled at him and sat down on Ron’s right. Her friend, who had curly reddish-blonde hair, did not smile, but gave Harry a thoroughly mistrustful look which plainly told him that, given her way, she would not be here at all.

  In twos and threes the new arrivals settled around Harry, Ron and Hermione, some looking rather excited, others curious, Luna Lovegood gazing dreamily into space. When everybody had pulled up a chair, the chatter died out. Every eye was upon Harry.

  ‘Er,’ said Hermione, her voice slightly higher than usual out of nerves. ‘Well – er – hi.’

  The group focused its attention on her instead, though eyes continued to dart back regularly to Harry.

  ‘Well … erm … well, you know why you’re here. Erm … well, Harry here had the idea – I mean’ (Harry had thrown her a sharp look) ‘I had the idea – that it might be good if people who wanted to study Defence Against the Dark Arts – and I mean, really study it, you know, not the rubbish that Umbridge is doing with us –’ (Hermione’s voice became suddenly much stronger and more confident) ‘– because nobody could call that Defence Against the Dark Arts –’ (‘Hear, hear,’ said Anthony Goldstein, and Hermione looked heartened) ‘– Well, I thought it would be good if we, well, took matters into our own hands.’

  She paused, looked sideways at Harry, and went on, ‘And by that I mean l
earning how to defend ourselves properly, not just in theory but doing the real spells –’

  ‘You want to pass your Defence Against the Dark Arts O.W.L. too, though, I bet?’ said Michael Corner.

  ‘Of course I do,’ said Hermione at once. ‘But more than that, I want to be properly trained in defence because … because …’ she took a great breath and finished, ‘because Lord Voldemort is back.’

  The reaction was immediate and predictable. Cho’s friend shrieked and slopped Butterbeer down herself; Terry Boot gave a kind of involuntary twitch; Padma Patil shuddered, and Neville gave an odd yelp that he managed to turn into a cough. All of them, however, looked fixedly, even eagerly, at Harry.

  ‘Well … that’s the plan, anyway,’ said Hermione. ‘If you want to join us, we need to decide how we’re going to –’

  ‘Where’s the proof You-Know-Who’s back?’ said the blond Hufflepuff player in a rather aggressive voice.

  ‘Well, Dumbledore believes it –’ Hermione began.

  ‘You mean, Dumbledore believes him,’ said the blond boy, nodding at Harry.

  ‘Who are you?’ said Ron, rather rudely.

  ‘Zacharias Smith,’ said the boy, ‘and I think we’ve got the right to know exactly what makes him say You-Know-Who’s back.’

  ‘Look,’ said Hermione, intervening swiftly, ‘that’s really not what this meeting was supposed to be about –’

  ‘It’s OK, Hermione,’ said Harry.

  It had just dawned on him why there were so many people there. He thought Hermione should have seen this coming. Some of these people – maybe even most of them – had turned up in the hopes of hearing Harry’s story firsthand.

  ‘What makes me say You-Know-Who’s back?’ he asked, looking Zacharias straight in the face. ‘I saw him. But Dumbledore told the whole school what happened last year, and if you didn’t believe him, you won’t believe me, and I’m not wasting an afternoon trying to convince anyone.’